"Women and Men Wanted for Hazardous Journey, Small Wages, Unforgiving Heat, Long Months of Complete Desperation, Constant Danger, Safe Return Doubtful. Honour and Recognition in Case of Success."

— Ernest Shackleton (w/ license taken)

So you've sold the Christmas ornaments and the candy bars to the neighborhood parents….but do you have what it takes to actually make a difference?

Cool Hand Nuke is looking for a Social Media/Business Development/Marketing/Sales/Creative/Passionate/Pirate Visionary to help drive our business.

Must be a self-starter comfortable multitasking, working in a highly entrepreneurial, start-up environment. Customer Service beyond reproach. Must be comfortable cold calling and building relationships.

Not a job for the faint of heart. You will be on the ground floor of a New Orleans based start-up, working to make sure that we not only survive but thrive in this our modern world.

If you're just looking for a job, if you're only thinking about 9-5 with long lunches and lazy days surfing the web then you should not apply.

Pay will be primarily Commissions Based. What you receive shall be directly proportional to what you are willing to give & how hard you are willing to work.

So if you're not ready to give your all, if you're not a true believer, if you're not into the triple bottom line and if you're not looking to make a difference in the world…do not apply.

If you think you're made of sterner stuff & you're looking to earn your way, drop us a line. We've been looking for you.